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world’s first merch to come with a 10k marketing campaign

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A regular advertising agency doesn’t have a web shop where you can buy overpriced merch you’ll probably never use with the agency’s name on it. That’s why we do! Oh, and we throw in a free-of-charge 10k USD marketing campaign with every purchase, too. So you might actually end up with something useful.

 
10k Hat
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10k Hat
10,000.00

It’s summer! And during summer there will be sun. Hopefully. Those days, this hat will make a great job saving your eyes from those dangerous rays you’ve heard so much about. So what if it’s raining the entire summer? Don’t worry! The built-in screen doubles as a rain-blocker for your face. You can also turn it backwards if you consider your neck to be more precious. But it doesn’t stop there! If, by any chance, you went to a hairdresser who accidentally gave you the wrong haircut, this hat will do a great job covering it up. It’s made out of 100 % non-exclusive materials, ranging from plastic to common fabric. In simple words: it’s a completely regular hat with a company logo on it. It just happens to be our company logo, which makes it worth a lot. Says who? Says we.

It also comes with a 10k USD marketing campaign.

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10k Beanie
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10k Beanie
10,000.00

Remember winter? We certainly do. It’s a time you’ll want to be prepared for, so you don’t freeze to death. We are not saying this beanie will guarantee your safety during a blizzard, but we ARE saying it’s the coolest and most unique beanie out there with our name on it. It also happens to be the only one. That alone makes it totally worth the 10k price tag, according to Erik. Erik is a guy who works here.

This beanie also comes with a 10k USD marketing campaign.

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